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deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 6853890073265 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Brian McDonald <>; ' -
shinohai: ;;later tell BingoBoingo
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: aaand in other news, breakfast!
ben_vulpes: pretty weak output
mircea_popescu: yeah doesn't reallty get going proper w/o a kid.
ben_vulpes: but good morning all
ben_vulpes: neat find asciilifeform
asciilifeform: $s ""
a111: 2 results for "\"\"",
asciilifeform: must've been one of the ones missed on account of the unique-id crapola.
asciilifeform: (this is the 3rd factor found for this - non-mirrored!1111111 - mod.)
mircea_popescu: kinda low factors too
asciilifeform: these all have low factors
asciilifeform: (iirc nobody but some clearly deliberate troll had ~high~ one)
deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 30421 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Jurov (Test of SSH->PGP RSA pubkey convertor #2 - purposedly b0rkt); ' -
asciilifeform: ^ congrats jurov
jurov: yw. why the webinterface still shows "Ok, for now"?
jurov: ah now it's updated
asciilifeform: cache
asciilifeform: ACHTUNG, PANZERS!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu, ben_vulpes, mod6, et al:
asciilifeform: (where did the deedbot auto-title thing go ?)
ben_vulpes: awesome!
deedbot: [Loper OS] Terraforming the “MyCloud Mini” : TTY. -
trinque: deedbot never did that, does do RSS tho
asciilifeform: ah
trinque: not that it'd be bad to add.
asciilifeform: the pathetic part is that my 'mycloud' appears to have nuked its own nand somehow (not, fortunately, the uboot, but the idiot fedora thing. apparently it was mounting itself read-write - on a motherfucking eeprom! - and didn't like being reset a dozen times when i fiddled with the probes)
asciilifeform: gotta love the poetteringola.
asciilifeform: MODERN!11111
asciilifeform: CODE OF CONDUCT!!!!!!!
asciilifeform: the only cure for these folks, i suspect. is to SPIN LIKE PROPELLERS on mircea_popescu's raging cock.
ben_vulpes: d'aww
ben_vulpes: that's pretty funny.
asciilifeform: tragicomedic.
asciilifeform: anyway thing oughta be safe to use so long as nand is never mounted r/w.
asciilifeform: which... WHY THE FUCK would you.
ben_vulpes: i don't know much about computers, less about tiny things, but this is the segment of memory that holds the thing's os, yes?
ben_vulpes: and it has aux storage for whatever else, yes?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: thing ships with a 256M flash, which is partitioned into pieces
asciilifeform: it boots from the bottom, into its chinese fork of widely-used loader 'uboot'
asciilifeform: somewhat analogous to, e.g., 'grub' on pc
asciilifeform: precisely like pogo did.
asciilifeform: after that it load kernel from the next partition and boots that
asciilifeform: like pogo.
asciilifeform: kernel mounts its root partition (or tries to, mine no longer does!) - also like pogo. or your pc.
asciilifeform: that'd be all.
ben_vulpes: because root partition should be read only.
asciilifeform: on embedded box, running off cheap flash - surely
ben_vulpes: yeah, herp.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: << what we get now.
asciilifeform: more hilariously, the FIRST exception barf is NORMAL on the stock fw
asciilifeform: (back when it booted)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu was not wrong: 'web'-style programming is slowly spreading everywhere.
asciilifeform: ^ alert reader will notice that the 'mycloud' DOES have a working rtc battery.
trinque: nowai
asciilifeform: trinque: little thing, on underside of pcb.
trinque: very neat
asciilifeform: the daughterboard appears to have only 1 led on it, and nothing else!
asciilifeform: and said led isn't even really visible from outside the chassis
asciilifeform: this great mystery.
asciilifeform: (it has unpopulated pads for what appears to be additional usb jacks and a switch)
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: thing has no 'aux storage' other than a big internal coffin for 2.5" hdd, external sata jack, and some usb.
shinohai: The led is meant to send all your seekrets back to China by flashing them in morse code.
asciilifeform: thing has a buncha unpopulated gpio's.
asciilifeform: only that 1 blinkenlight tho, not counting the nic jack's.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: thing can be, apparently, booted from tftp, pogo-style.
ben_vulpes: nifty indeed
asciilifeform: unlike pogo with hdd in its strange angular cradle, these things will handily fit in that colo rack BingoBoingo had subscribed to, where they give you five inch pedestals.
asciilifeform: fwiw.
asciilifeform: the one pogo item missing is the sd slot - which imho was ~useless.
ben_vulpes: due to r/w speed iirc?
asciilifeform: aha
ben_vulpes: mhm.
asciilifeform: sd is optimized for camera (light duty, short bursts of write)
asciilifeform: you can buy reasonably fast ones but the bus is a bottleneck and their cost approaches that of proper ssd.
asciilifeform: in other nyooz,
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu sks-2016 sawed apart (took ~30 hrs) and now pumping in.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: win.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen punkman
gribble: punkman was last seen in #trilema 2 weeks, 6 days, 12 hours, 26 minutes, and 12 seconds ago: <punkman> it does but you need various packages to compile it
mircea_popescu: how the hell does this work ;/
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: he's mostly inhabiting the ruinz
asciilifeform: along with funkenstein, thestringpuller, fluffypony, and kakobrekla
mircea_popescu: as time goes on i guess we'll be seeing a lot more of this low level maggotry.
mircea_popescu: "hey, just wanted to make a living blabla"
mircea_popescu: anyways.
asciilifeform: i have nfi.
asciilifeform: not everybody wants to play in same box, i suppose.
mircea_popescu: that's for items with will.
asciilifeform: l0l
mircea_popescu: here, it was "oh, mp got free box why not" sorta zakorusism
asciilifeform: lel, when ever did mp give out free shitz, you pay in body fluidz
mircea_popescu: right ; that you then forget to deliver.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu still suffering from his sinus thing ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, wiped. i guess once tbot's here ima put the silkroad dump thing in there, maybe it's still around by the time someone figures out the world enough.
mircea_popescu: somewhat./
mircea_popescu: ;;rate punkman -1 timewaster.
gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.
mircea_popescu: eh.
mircea_popescu: $rate punkman -1 timewaster.
deedbot: Get your OTP:
mircea_popescu: $v 8D48CF1AEB9C9948EC97CAA65468010F733A03D063160739D8FCAFE3BCBB7D73
deedbot: mircea_popescu updated rating of punkman from 1 to -1 << timewaster.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if all it is, is a tarball of crud, i can pry out the pgp keyz myself
mircea_popescu: it's not anything currently ; other than a job for someone. a someone a lot like him.
asciilifeform: iirc it was public somewhere ?
mircea_popescu: you know how in the old days night watchmen all had a lame leg ?
asciilifeform: aha!
mircea_popescu: there's jobs for sorts of people. this was a job for punkman.
asciilifeform: but if watchman is a drunk, healthy man is stuck with job
mircea_popescu: no, the police just beats people found stealing 3x as hard.
asciilifeform: this also.
mircea_popescu: to make up for the times they get away with it.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: in other oildrums of fluidz, we have tty on new b0x.
mircea_popescu: cool. now remind me why this was needed / useful and most importantly, how it became a priority.
asciilifeform: it isn't priority. discovered that thing exists, bought, determined pinout, published diagram, put thing in crate for later.
asciilifeform: ~1h.
asciilifeform: posted for aspiring pogotronicists.
asciilifeform: as for where useful - pretty much anywhere cheap nonx86 server thing is called for.
asciilifeform: my idea was, here, to give it to the 'one legged' folk.
asciilifeform: so it can go and happen without me touching it.
asciilifeform: but so far this works, in most cases, like the punkman thing 'worked.'
mircea_popescu: quite. i wouldn't bother with it. "making a life" so that everyone can have one neglects the obvious point that if one fucking wanted one, he'd have made it long ago.
asciilifeform: which is to say, it sits and waits for me! grrrrrr
mircea_popescu: too many good places to waste away, most of which also give away pills, along with the food. why bother.
asciilifeform: at least now i have 15 of 16 shiva hands free again.
mircea_popescu: yeah but try and fill them from a sorted list
mircea_popescu: rather than kid in the candy store
asciilifeform: 1 hand is always reserved for chance finds.
asciilifeform: 'luck favours prepared mind' (tm) (r)
mircea_popescu: very much so.
asciilifeform: ;;seen Framedragger
gribble: Framedragger was last seen in #trilema 19 hours, 11 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: <Framedragger> kthx
mircea_popescu learned this as a teen, whenceupon leaving the shop cashier was "ask me out". "aren't you busy ?!" genuinely puzzled mp. "not for you".
mircea_popescu: girl that knows what she wants outperforms any other girl.
asciilifeform: this - always.
shinohai: <<< was this where you wanted the pgp keys extracted from ?
a111: Logged on 2016-06-02 18:50 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if all it is, is a tarball of crud, i can pry out the pgp keyz myself
mircea_popescu: shinohai yeah, that was the one. also wanted the ratings reconstructed in an inspectable wot, if possible, and any other gems one might be able to provide
asciilifeform: sr had a standardized rating system ?!
mircea_popescu: ~nobody cares about the druggies but policemen trying to live easily ; and anthropologists.
mircea_popescu: and arthropods, i guess.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it had ~something.
mircea_popescu: not properly made, no. sort of a temple rather than a hospital. still, kept some records.
asciilifeform: probably best to treat this find as archaeological, rather than as part of actual wot
mircea_popescu: absolutely.
asciilifeform: (otherwise smacks of the mormon practice of 'converting' the dead)
mircea_popescu: we even lolled about this back a month ago or w/e
asciilifeform: ah hm we did didn't we.
asciilifeform: Moduli Waiting for Test: 712
mircea_popescu: that's all ?
asciilifeform: (half hour in !)
mircea_popescu: :p
mircea_popescu: what's this, like 2 years' delta on the sks ?
shinohai: ~1.6TB O.o
asciilifeform: 1y
mircea_popescu: shinohai most of it is shitty pictures of the same boring crap over and over
asciilifeform: >>>> relevant vintage lul >>
a111: Logged on 2016-06-02 19:02 mircea_popescu: quite. i wouldn't bother with it. "making a life" so that everyone can have one neglects the obvious point that if one fucking wanted one, he'd have made it long ago.
shinohai: I seriously need to get another SSD with mega capacity.
mircea_popescu: shinohai you don't have to unpack the whole thing at the same time, it's made of parts
shinohai: ah werd, thanx
asciilifeform: << l0ltr0n1c
asciilifeform: 'CFTC Orders Bitcoin Exchange Bitfinex to Pay $75,000 for Offering Illegal Off-Exchange Financed Retail Commodity Transactions and Failing to Register as a Futures Commission Merchant'
mircea_popescu: check it out, usg so desperate is even trying to co-opt shambling forum scams now.
mircea_popescu: what, cftc is going to sprinkle some magic water and suddenly bitfinex is going to actually be dealing in bitcoin, somehow ?
mircea_popescu: oh right, as long as they keep it from going up, right. heh.
mircea_popescu: fucktards already.
asciilifeform: << 'power on indicator'
shinohai: <<< lolz
a111: Logged on 2016-06-02 19:46 asciilifeform: << 'power on indicator'
deedbot: [Qntra] Teamviewer User Information Hacked -
deedbot: [serialized delusions] Converting RSA public keys from OpenSSH into GPG -
jurov: asciilifeform: ^ snippet for your perusal
asciilifeform: american military lulz,
asciilifeform: jurov: neato
mircea_popescu: uh.
mircea_popescu: "crashes" ?!
mircea_popescu: apparently crashes.
asciilifeform: mowed the grass, if you prefer.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform at first i thought it was the proper smyrna
asciilifeform: eh no
mircea_popescu: ya know... whadda ya mean "crashed"
asciilifeform: iirc these regularly explode -- sometimes into audience, as in rammstein
asciilifeform: long, proud tradition !11111
mircea_popescu: yeah
mircea_popescu: small jets aren't particularly reliable
asciilifeform: esp not when acrobatic
mircea_popescu: well... the large ones aren't either, at least not the way the us builds em
asciilifeform: or, for that matter, built to last
asciilifeform: they were, at least in principle, built to go up quickly, launch rocket, and then die
asciilifeform: (why not simply launch rocket from the earth is an exercise for the reader...)
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> (why not simply launch rocket from the earth is an exercise for the reader...) << "Jobs" program
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: and strafing aboriginals, dunforget
BingoBoingo: Hey, the F-4 that did 'Nam didn't have gun to strafe with
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 536.37, vol: 3869.53224643 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 525.39, vol: 4148.20158 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 536.77, vol: 16207.63102277 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 516.13, vol: 6.982 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 544.207554, vol: 33923.53980000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 534.94, vol: 1776.81822872 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 540.96984, vol: 45.04970153 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: 540.110360595
Framedragger: << (i'm busy with afk stuff and most probably won't be able to resume the ipv4 ssh keyscan thing until some time next week. but i'll ping you once this is done)
a111: Logged on 2016-06-02 19:04 asciilifeform: ;;seen Framedragger
ben_vulpes: << for mircea_popescu and asciilifeform
trinque: thatsapenis.gif
ben_vulpes: tin cock!
phf: Gentlemen, I'm going to be away from civilization until Monday. I failed to get log bot auto reconnect operational in time, which means that if the bot is dropped by freenode, the log won't be updated until I come back on Monday. I apologize for this truly barbaric situation, meanwhile in case of failure you can use and send curses my way.
phf: ;;later tell asciilifeform
a111: Logged on 2016-06-03 00:42 phf: Gentlemen, I'm going to be away from civilization until Monday. I failed to get log bot auto reconnect operational in time, which means that if the bot is dropped by freenode, the log won't be updated until I come back on Monday. I apologize for this truly barbaric situation, meanwhile in case of failure you can use and send curses my way.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
phf: ;;later tell mircea_popescu ^
gribble: The operation succeeded.
deedbot: [Qntra] Death Rate Rises In United States, Officials Puzzled -
BingoBoingo: phf: There is another way
phf: Hehe but also will need satellite phone
BingoBoingo: No, encode your bits in the exhaust note. Acoustic is a thing.
BingoBoingo: In other bright ideas
BingoBoingo: In still further news, why is still a thing?
shinohai: <<< this made my head hurt.
a111: Logged on 2016-06-03 00:50 BingoBoingo: In other bright ideas
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> anyway, wiped. i guess once tbot's here ima put the silkroad dump thing in there, maybe it's still around by the time someone figures out the world enough. << in related tbot news: i've got 8 remaining steps outlined to get us to the initial rollout in here. each isn't super hard or anything, working on the first one as I type this.
BingoBoingo: But alt-reddit has ideas
shinohai: I'm sure any day now he will create the world's first perpetual energy machine.
BingoBoingo: Of flip his kayak on the lake
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes nb i guess ? /me hasn't been following the whole "let's make muscles" thing
mircea_popescu: kik ;;later tell ^ ftw.
mircea_popescu: mod6 sweet.
mod6: yeah, just some infrastructure stuff needs to get setup, auth for fleanode, marshalling of data around to expose the tickets, etc.
mod6: but getting closer...
mircea_popescu: cool deal.
shinohai: I got bumblebee problem, wat do?
mircea_popescu: man...
trinque: ah man that went south fast
ben_vulpes: eeee
mod6: wow
shinohai: :D
BingoBoingo: Ah, rosebudding
mircea_popescu: really, that looks like a prop.
mod6: see. anal++, but prolapse--.
shinohai: For when fisting just isn't enough I guess.
mod6: ok sweet. so got the instance for tbot up and going. tbot is running.
mod6: it does log the channel activity too, Mr. P., so maybe phf can make use of that if he needs.
mod6: well, guess that's one thing off the list.
shinohai: gg mod6
mircea_popescu: ah that's nice.
mircea_popescu: so where is it mod6 ?
mod6: the log? atm, it's still in the instance that runs tbot.
mod6: but once i have my remaining ~6 steps done, it'll be moved to something like or something for general consumption by phf or whomever.
mod6: this makes sense to me, because i don't want this irc bot to reside on the same host as the webserver.
mod6: is that what you were meaning by 'it'?
mod6: format will be like this:
mod6: [20160603:02:07:33] [mod6] [werd up]
mod6: phf: something that looks like this ^^ ok or helpful?
mod6: it currently doesn't log join/part info.
mod6: but i was guessing that's alright.
mod6: this was implemented as a means to ensure that the logs don't miss anything should one of the other bots drop off of a few minutes or something.
mircea_popescu: mod6 yeah i guess those details can be you know, set when he's back
mod6: yea for sure.
mod6: it's in mega-retard mode atm anyway.
mod6: it doesn't roll.
mod6: so i gotta kinda fuck with that a bit yet.
mod6: anyway, a work in progress.
mircea_popescu: and in other japanews,
mod6: lol
asciilifeform: l0L!!
asciilifeform: fixtures!
asciilifeform: beats silicon valley 'bike meeting' crapola.
asciilifeform: (as popularized by the movie)
asciilifeform: << same machine, empty
deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 107199267671743147 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'simplesecure <>; ' -
deedbot: [Qntra] Bitfinex Pays Protection Money To US CFTC -
mircea_popescu: good thing the trycicle-shopping-cart is built sturdy
mod6: still fighting that cold Mr. P.?
mod6: I finally got all of my plants planted.
mod6: But, I gotta replant some of them. Got a handfull of 'em way to close together.
mod6: if I can find a spot for it, I may build that lean-to you were talkin about
mod6: (for next year)
asciilifeform: << lel, nonmirrored
a111: Logged on 2016-06-03 03:03 deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 107199267671743147 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'simplesecure <>; ' -
asciilifeform: << still there. but what???
asciilifeform: paid up from '96 through 2018.
ben_vulpes: the mysteries this thing turns up
asciilifeform: so far there are only really 2 genuine mysteries -- 1) who generated the mirrored keys 2) which winblowz turd of a pgptron used unfiltered sewage for rsa modulus
trinque: that "blog content" is found on a number of other pages
asciilifeform: (2) ought to be, in principle, mechanically resolvable.
asciilifeform: if anyone had the time & patience.
asciilifeform: if i were a mircea_popescu i might put up a bounty or the like.
asciilifeform: or have a fleet of gurlz dredge up '90s pgptrons etc.

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